- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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