why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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