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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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