What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A dog was barking at a tree

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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