Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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