What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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John lazzaro likes dick

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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