- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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