Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

hola said the chinese man

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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