- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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