- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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