- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

a black man walks out of popeyes

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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