Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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69.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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