- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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