- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

star wars kid

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

the WNBA.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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