What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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