How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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your so fat. your fat!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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