- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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