Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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