What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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