- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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