Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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