- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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