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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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