- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I named my son ps2 controller

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

i dont fisish anythi

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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