- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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