Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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