Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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like if your cool

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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