What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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