- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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