This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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