Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yellow People !!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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