- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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