- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i saw amango it splootered

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

alert('The Game')

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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