Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Homo say what?

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69

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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