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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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