- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You are joking right?

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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