- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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