- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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