- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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