Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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