What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Turkey Balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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