Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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