Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

womens rights

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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