- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

i saw amango it splootered

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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