I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Anti Joke

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