If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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