How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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