What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A dancer walks into a barre

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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