- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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