Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Donald Trump

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Anti Joke

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