I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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