I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

ever tried african food? they neither

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How you know when dislextic

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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