- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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