What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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