- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.