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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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