your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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