Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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nice tits.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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