This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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swag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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