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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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