- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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