- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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