- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Yes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??