- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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