- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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