What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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