Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man did not like this site

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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