I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

i saw amango it splootered

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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