- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do I hate? people

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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