A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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