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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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