- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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