- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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