- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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