- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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