what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Womens rights

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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