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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Women outside of the kitchen.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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