Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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