Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

richard is fag

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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