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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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