How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What do you call an arab ?

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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womens rights

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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