Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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womens rights

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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