why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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