Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Andoni was here

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womens rights.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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