- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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