Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Anti Joke

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