- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

No antijoke here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

womens rights.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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