How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Sex education in Texas,

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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