Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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can you pass the soap?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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