- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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