What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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