Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Anti Joke

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