Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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