Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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