- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why does the man appear fat he is

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