What's funnier than 24? 25

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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