- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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