- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Matt is a Duster!

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