- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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A russian gives away vodka.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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