- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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