XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

penis. nuff said.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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