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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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