What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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BIG MAC'S

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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