- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

race-car = rac-ecar

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

knock knock come in

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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