- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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