How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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kathryn atkins

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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