Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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