Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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race-car = rac-ecar

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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hey hey apple

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Anti Joke

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