A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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