- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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