- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Obama = ebola

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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