roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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