- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red, yup.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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