- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is older than history?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

God is real.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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