What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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