- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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