You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

woman's rights

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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