- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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