- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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