What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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i love to lick...

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what do you call a black guy african american

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Womens rights

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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