- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A woman walks into a bar.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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