- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock Knock Who did that?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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