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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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