- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

The child was fired from his job.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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