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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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