- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

You know what's cool? Yep.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A russian gives away vodka.

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