- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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