- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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