What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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