- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

You're a big fat monkey.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

William wright is Gay

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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