- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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