- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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