se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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This is a joke.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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