A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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