- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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