Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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