What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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