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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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