What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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