- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Once upon a time a was born

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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