Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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