- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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