how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

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