Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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