I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Ben Corbishley

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Chuck Norris.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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