What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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The FCC

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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