- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

My spelling is horrible

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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