- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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