- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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