What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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