- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A house comes around the corner.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Faithful men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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