- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A guy walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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