- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

No your aunties a joke

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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