Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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