- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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