Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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69

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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