- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

quantum physics?

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Daniel is a fag

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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