- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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