- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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