- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Cheese

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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