- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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