- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

men's rights activists

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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