- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Can anyone Lenin money?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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