- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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