- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock Knock Who's there

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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