- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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