- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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