So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Anti Joke

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