- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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