- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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