- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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