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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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