- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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