- Anti Joke

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Andoni was here

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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