the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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