- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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