What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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