- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

sky silverstein

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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