Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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