- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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