- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

SHUT UP JP

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

the NAACP

Refridgerator.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??