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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats black and large -me

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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