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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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