- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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