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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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