Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

the sky is green no it is not

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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