- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Penis

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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