Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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