Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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