what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Women's rights

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