- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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