What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

AIDS

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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