What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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