Women's Rights

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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HEY!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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