- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

lets bomb africa

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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