- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock knock knock OCD

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

knock knock... ...no answer

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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