- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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