- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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