What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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