- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the black guy die? cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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