- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

hey guys im gay

yolo your orange looks orange

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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