- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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