- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

knock knock Goodbye

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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