- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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