Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

salad days!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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