- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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