What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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