what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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