What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Invisible Children Foundation.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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