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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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