- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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