How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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