- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Then none of us want to be right.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

XD Jackass.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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