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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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