- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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