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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

someone called someone else a frog

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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