A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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