- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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