- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Please ignore this statement.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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