Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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