- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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