- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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