- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

. . I am a whale

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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