Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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