- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Charlie Sheen is winning

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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