A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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