- Anti Joke

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.