what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

a chinese man pays the full price

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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