- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Everybody will die

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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