- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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