- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

call me maybe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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