What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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