- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What is better than life? Nothing.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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