Haha, I get it..

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man walks out of a police station

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Charlie Sheen is winning

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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