- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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