- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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