Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What comes after 69? 70

9/11 my birthday

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A storm be brewin!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

So a baby seal walks into a club

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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