How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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