whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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