- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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