What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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