Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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