- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Actually it was me Josh brown

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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