- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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