- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I'm rick james bitch

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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