- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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