Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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AIDS

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Where are you going Your house

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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