A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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