The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

rent a cops

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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