- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Whats funny? Your face.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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