- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

9/11 my birthday

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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