- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I am a mime

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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