- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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