whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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