- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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