An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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