- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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