Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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