- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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