whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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