- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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