Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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