What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What does? 42

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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