Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Take wrong turns

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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