What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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