How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Ms Leong Sux

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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