- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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