Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

irish man drinking john smiths

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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