- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Your girlfriend.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

knock knock i have diarrhea

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Ms Leong Sux

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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