How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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