You know whats funny? Women's rights

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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