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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

are u black unlucky

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Did you know? . You already know!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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