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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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