What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Jack Stevens

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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