My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Peas

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why dont they make black forks

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this website is a bad joke

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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