Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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