Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Oh, go away

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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