What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best joke ever? 1D

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A gay man watches football.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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