- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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