- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

ever tried african food? they neither

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

LO AND BEHOLD!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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