- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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