What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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