- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??