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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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