- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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