- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Ross.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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