- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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